Formal man update
I've seen him a couple of times since our meeting.
Evan Mercer
You could tell he had already said “come on” many times.
Having now attended meetings with both oversight and undersight, I prefer email.
The last time they said “Just put on the damn shoes,” the argument lasted forty minutes.
He’s the head scientist at my company.
I asked him what’s up with the belts. He would only
Some days you just sit where the day puts you.
He stood there like the bench was the one embarrassing itself.
The Mouth of the Void nearly pulled me in, but I remembered I needed paper towels.
The pancakes had obtained a human host and immediately used it to order pancakes.
She won the building raffle, but the prize was a "unit sanitation event."
"Having reached the end of his larval stage and now enclosed in the safety of the cocoon, this management hopeful’s old form will begin to dissolve and rearrange. If all goes well, he will emerge soon: damp, blinking, and asking for the Q2 numbers."
