By Evan Mercer in mockumentary, office — 03 Jul 2026 "Having reached the end of his larval stage and now enclosed in the safety of the cocoon, this management hopeful’s old form will begin to dissolve and rearrange. If all goes well, he will emerge soon: damp, blinking, and asking for the Q2 numbers."
mockumentary "The tomb prepares the dead king for the next world, which the carts believe to be another parking lot. They cannot imagine anything better. They are, after all, shopping carts."
mockumentary "At the height of breeding season, mature office towers release vast clouds of paper gametes into the prevailing winds."
mockumentary "Their chairs had abandoned them to become a giraffe, but nature abhors a vacant workstation."