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"The tomb prepares the dead king for the next world, which the carts believe to be another parking lot. They cannot imagine anything better. They are, after all, shopping carts." "The tomb prepares the dead king for the next world, which the carts believe to be another parking lot. They cannot imagine anything better. They are, after all, shopping carts."
mockumentary

"The tomb prepares the dead king for the next world, which the carts believe to be another parking lot. They cannot imagine anything better. They are, after all, shopping carts."

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For sale.
For sale.
Sloane Occurrences

For sale.

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"At the height of breeding season, mature office towers release vast clouds of paper gametes into the prevailing winds."
"At the height of breeding season, mature office towers release vast clouds of paper gametes into the prevailing winds."
mockumentary

"At the height of breeding season, mature office towers release vast clouds of paper gametes into the prevailing winds."

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First day of Santa school. First day of Santa school.
jokes

First day of Santa school.

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Interlude - Flipper - Way of the World
Interlude - Flipper - Way of the World
music

Interlude - Flipper - Way of the World

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A bold choice.
A bold choice.
texture

A bold choice.

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Arch of Diminished Expectations Arch of Diminished Expectations
jokes

Arch of Diminished Expectations

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OK guys
OK guys
story

OK guys

I'm assuming someone saw the lamps in the cart post
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"Their chairs had abandoned them to become a giraffe, but nature abhors a vacant workstation."
"Their chairs had abandoned them to become a giraffe, but nature abhors a vacant workstation."
mockumentary

"Their chairs had abandoned them to become a giraffe, but nature abhors a vacant workstation."

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I may have compromised the dataset. I may have compromised the dataset.
story

I may have compromised the dataset.

I was walking up to the stop when one of them looked
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Interlude - Sufjan Stevens - Chicago (Demo)
Interlude - Sufjan Stevens - Chicago (Demo)
music

Interlude - Sufjan Stevens - Chicago (Demo)

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The Second Sky (part 2)
The Second Sky (part 2)
Second Sky

The Second Sky (part 2)

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