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There appears to have been a botanical incident.
There appears to have been a botanical incident.
city

There appears to have been a botanical incident.

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I think she’s laundering reality in small batches, in more than one sense of the word.
I think she’s laundering reality in small batches, in more than one sense of the word.
shopping lady

I think she’s laundering reality in small batches, in more than one sense of the word.

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This is either maintenance or containment. Either way, progress.
This is either maintenance or containment. Either way, progress.
office

This is either maintenance or containment. Either way, progress.

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"The feline’s posture may suggest a sun-induced torpor, but this would be a mistake. One ear remains active, monitoring for snacks, birds, and procedural violations."
"The feline’s posture may suggest a sun-induced torpor, but this would be a mistake. One ear remains active, monitoring for snacks, birds, and procedural violations."
mockumentary

"The feline’s posture may suggest a sun-induced torpor, but this would be a mistake. One ear remains active, monitoring for snacks, birds, and procedural violations."

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Management asked for a panic room. Finance approved mild concern. Management asked for a panic room. Finance approved mild concern.
office

Management asked for a panic room. Finance approved mild concern.

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I don’t think the other side is sending their best portals.
I don’t think the other side is sending their best portals.
city

I don’t think the other side is sending their best portals.

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Not everyone can pull off suitcase potatoes.
Not everyone can pull off suitcase potatoes.
jokes

Not everyone can pull off suitcase potatoes.

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Honestly? Good for them.
Honestly? Good for them.
park

Honestly? Good for them.

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Not sure what isn’t here yet. Don’t love that there might be an answer.
Not sure what isn’t here yet. Don’t love that there might be an answer.
park

Not sure what isn’t here yet. Don’t love that there might be an answer.

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A strange amount of ceremony for chips. A strange amount of ceremony for chips.
texture

A strange amount of ceremony for chips.

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"In this enclosure, the worker performs small acts of competence for reasons not fully understood."
"In this enclosure, the worker performs small acts of competence for reasons not fully understood."
mockumentary

"In this enclosure, the worker performs small acts of competence for reasons not fully understood."

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"The early commuter is a cautious creature, preferring corners, windows, and low expectations."
"The early commuter is a cautious creature, preferring corners, windows, and low expectations."
mockumentary

"The early commuter is a cautious creature, preferring corners, windows, and low expectations."

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