Evan Mercer
2026 Sloane Games
Another great Sloane event. Nora entered a few competitions. I stayed behind
He looked like he’d waited forty years for this. Tough luck, kids.
Doug had to be told yet again that having four tires is not sufficient to qualify as a vehicle.
I made the mistake of making eye contact. I now serve and obey only Glorious Master.
The horse’s other half bolted after finding out what kind of petting zoo they’d been hired for.
Interlude - LCD Soundsystem - North American Scum
Looks like a good crop of laces this year.
He asked why I don’t wear the armband.
We don’t know each other, but I’ve seen him at
Don’t you hate getting stuck behind someone who decided to do all their banking at once?
The pigeons weren’t fooled, but the real one kept asking if they wanted to "inspect his pedestal."
