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Interlude - LCD Soundsystem - North American Scum
Interlude - LCD Soundsystem - North American Scum
music

Interlude - LCD Soundsystem - North American Scum

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Looks like a good crop of laces this year.
Looks like a good crop of laces this year.
jokes

Looks like a good crop of laces this year.

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He asked why I don’t wear the armband.
He asked why I don’t wear the armband.
story

He asked why I don’t wear the armband.

We don’t know each other, but I’ve seen him at
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Don’t you hate getting stuck behind someone who decided to do all their banking at once?
Don’t you hate getting stuck behind someone who decided to do all their banking at once?

Don’t you hate getting stuck behind someone who decided to do all their banking at once?

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The pigeons weren’t fooled, but the real one kept asking if they wanted to "inspect his pedestal." The pigeons weren’t fooled, but the real one kept asking if they wanted to "inspect his pedestal."
jokes

The pigeons weren’t fooled, but the real one kept asking if they wanted to "inspect his pedestal."

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The door has been inspected and is certified to be substantially present.
The door has been inspected and is certified to be substantially present.
maintenance man

The door has been inspected and is certified to be substantially present.

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Interlude - Thee Oh Sees - Lupine Dominus
Interlude - Thee Oh Sees - Lupine Dominus
music

Interlude - Thee Oh Sees - Lupine Dominus

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The Second Sky (part 1)
The Second Sky (part 1)
Second Sky

The Second Sky (part 1)

I’ve been thinking about Leah more lately. She loved this story,
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She pretends she’s monitoring it, but I think she likes the company.
She pretends she’s monitoring it, but I think she likes the company.
Mabel

She pretends she’s monitoring it, but I think she likes the company.

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It had been warned to stop picking fights with bigger buildings. It had been warned to stop picking fights with bigger buildings.
Sloane Occurrences

It had been warned to stop picking fights with bigger buildings.

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Apparently caring for a head baby is exhausting.
Apparently caring for a head baby is exhausting.
jokes

Apparently caring for a head baby is exhausting.

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They’re really biting today. They’re really biting today.
jokes

They’re really biting today.

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