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By Evan Mercer in jokes, Sloane Occurrences — 12 Aug 2026

Looks like a good crop of laces this year.

Several gardeners plant shoes upright in neat soil rows while colourful shoelaces sprout from older rows like flowers.
Several gardeners plant shoes upright in neat soil rows while colourful shoelaces sprout from older rows like flowers.

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