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By Evan Mercer in Mabel, clown, meals, apartment, story — 16 Apr 2026

Good turnout tonight.

Partial living room selfie with takeout on a coffee table, a tuxedo cat, and a ceramic clown bust nearby.
Partial living room selfie with takeout on a coffee table, a tuxedo cat, and a ceramic clown bust nearby.

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The criteria for ascension remain unclear.

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If twice is coincidence and three times a pattern, then four times means somebody is messing with me.

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