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Many children dream of becoming astronauts, doctors, or scientists. Then there’s Gordon. Many children dream of becoming astronauts, doctors, or scientists. Then there’s Gordon.
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Many children dream of becoming astronauts, doctors, or scientists. Then there’s Gordon.

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He said it needed time to breathe. I said I needed time to call his case worker.
He said it needed time to breathe. I said I needed time to call his case worker.
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He said it needed time to breathe. I said I needed time to call his case worker.

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A routine amount of impossible.
A routine amount of impossible.
texture

A routine amount of impossible.

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The pancakes had obtained a human host and immediately used it to order pancakes. The pancakes had obtained a human host and immediately used it to order pancakes.
meals

The pancakes had obtained a human host and immediately used it to order pancakes.

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He was a visitor to our country, and unfamiliar with our ways.
He was a visitor to our country, and unfamiliar with our ways.
meals

He was a visitor to our country, and unfamiliar with our ways.

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A normal man would have torn them. A wise man would have used the knife. He chose a third path. A normal man would have torn them. A wise man would have used the knife. He chose a third path.
meals

A normal man would have torn them. A wise man would have used the knife. He chose a third path.

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My work here is done. Her ruling, not mine.
My work here is done. Her ruling, not mine.
Mabel

My work here is done. Her ruling, not mine.

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"Takeaway container in hand, the subject retreats to a quieter location to feed."
"Takeaway container in hand, the subject retreats to a quieter location to feed."
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"Takeaway container in hand, the subject retreats to a quieter location to feed."

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"Here, in the soft light of morning, the household supervisor has resumed her post, overseeing a breakfast operation in which she has no formal duties, but considerable influence."
"Here, in the soft light of morning, the household supervisor has resumed her post, overseeing a breakfast operation in which she has no formal duties, but considerable influence."
Mabel

"Here, in the soft light of morning, the household supervisor has resumed her post, overseeing a breakfast operation in which she has no formal duties, but considerable influence."

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The pigeon was giving a little “what are you going to do about it.” Poor Mabel.
The pigeon was giving a little “what are you going to do about it.” Poor Mabel.
Mabel

The pigeon was giving a little “what are you going to do about it.” Poor Mabel.

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Good turnout tonight.
Good turnout tonight.
Mabel

Good turnout tonight.

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She remains deeply committed to oversight.
She remains deeply committed to oversight.
Mabel

She remains deeply committed to oversight.

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