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By Evan Mercer in Sloane Occurrences, jokes, portents — 27 Jun 2026

I asked, "Is the void fresh-squeezed too?"

Girl at a lemonade stand with a sign selling lemonade for 25¢ and void questions for $1.
Girl at a lemonade stand with a sign selling lemonade for 25¢ and void questions for $1.

She took my dollar and said, "No. It is older than time and more final than death."

Worth it.

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You never think you’re going to see one in the flesh. It seemed dangerous, but apparently it survives entirely on pizza and beer.

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We’ve all had days like this. Hers just came all at once.

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