mockumentary "The tomb prepares the dead king for the next world, which the carts believe to be another parking lot. They cannot imagine anything better. They are, after all, shopping carts."
mockumentary "At the height of breeding season, mature office towers release vast clouds of paper gametes into the prevailing winds."
Sloane Occurrences 2026 Sloane Games Another great Sloane event. Nora entered a few competitions. I stayed behind
Sloane Occurrences "Despite its precarious construction, the adult office giraffe can remain in one place for several days. Its only natural predator is Facilities, which recognizes neither camouflage nor artistic intent—only twelve missing chairs."
Sloane Occurrences Initially, Bob was excited to be part of the city’s campaign to put faces to public services.
Sloane Occurrences Apparently the emergency is us. I should have takem a video dammit. With the spinning lights and
Sloane Occurrences Festival of Feasts (AKA Feastival AKA Feastivus) Wow!! They really outdid themselves this year! I
Sloane Occurrences As promised, the Sock Siren lured the hipsters out of the neighborhood. But at what cost?