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By Evan Mercer in office, story — 13 Apr 2026

I’m choosing not to ask.

Do Not Disturb door hanger on an office supply closet door in a plain workplace corridor.
Do Not Disturb door hanger on an office supply closet door in a plain workplace corridor.

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Looks like middle management has molted.

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Third solo shoe I’ve seen lately. Not sure if this is actually common or if I’ve just trained myself to notice weird little things now.

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