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Arch of Diminished Expectations Arch of Diminished Expectations
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Arch of Diminished Expectations

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"Their chairs had abandoned them to become a giraffe, but nature abhors a vacant workstation."
"Their chairs had abandoned them to become a giraffe, but nature abhors a vacant workstation."
mockumentary

"Their chairs had abandoned them to become a giraffe, but nature abhors a vacant workstation."

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They’re really biting today. They’re really biting today.
jokes

They’re really biting today.

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The date says no.
The date says no.
story

The date says no.

Facilities is installing new badge readers, and I’ve been tasked with
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The door is back, apparently, and with a vengeance.
The door is back, apparently, and with a vengeance.
maintenance man

The door is back, apparently, and with a vengeance.

I asked if we should evacuate or call 911. He said, “Give
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This is what hybrid work was always leading to.
This is what hybrid work was always leading to.
jokes

This is what hybrid work was always leading to.

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Someone accused them of having tunnel vision. Big mistake.
Someone accused them of having tunnel vision. Big mistake.
jokes

Someone accused them of having tunnel vision. Big mistake.

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This is what happens when you try to cut through Project Management. They removed what they could and released him back into Accounting. This is what happens when you try to cut through Project Management. They removed what they could and released him back into Accounting.
jokes

This is what happens when you try to cut through Project Management. They removed what they could and released him back into Accounting.

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He’s trying very hard to make "Puddin’ Shoes Mike" happen. Still better than "Tarantula Pants Mike" was. He’s trying very hard to make "Puddin’ Shoes Mike" happen. Still better than "Tarantula Pants Mike" was.
jokes

He’s trying very hard to make "Puddin’ Shoes Mike" happen. Still better than "Tarantula Pants Mike" was.

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Having now attended meetings with both oversight and undersight, I prefer email.
Having now attended meetings with both oversight and undersight, I prefer email.
office

Having now attended meetings with both oversight and undersight, I prefer email.

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He’s the head scientist at my company.
He’s the head scientist at my company.
train

He’s the head scientist at my company.

I asked him what’s up with the belts. He would only
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"Having reached the end of his larval stage and now enclosed in the safety of the cocoon, this management hopeful’s old form will begin to dissolve and rearrange. If all goes well, he will emerge soon: damp, blinking, and asking for the Q2 numbers."
"Having reached the end of his larval stage and now enclosed in the safety of the cocoon, this management hopeful’s old form will begin to dissolve and rearrange. If all goes well, he will emerge soon: damp, blinking, and asking for the Q2 numbers."
mockumentary

"Having reached the end of his larval stage and now enclosed in the safety of the cocoon, this management hopeful’s old form will begin to dissolve and rearrange. If all goes well, he will emerge soon: damp, blinking, and asking for the Q2 numbers."

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