Just jokes
I was afraid to look up.
He said, “Going in the trash is no excuse for looking like trash.”
He wouldn't commit to a timeline for restored service.
Get thee to a gnomery.
The Mad Splasher has emerged from retirement for one final reign of terror.
Hedge recruitment time again.
The ground crew was struggling to enforce even the most basic safety procedures.
He missed the light by one second. Difficult result for the team.
Starting to think I might be in a Beckett play.
This is what happens when passive-aggressive notes stop working.
