Just jokes
He looked like he’d waited forty years for this. Tough luck, kids.
Doug had to be told yet again that having four tires is not sufficient to qualify as a vehicle.
I made the mistake of making eye contact. I now serve and obey only Glorious Master.
The horse’s other half bolted after finding out what kind of petting zoo they’d been hired for.
Looks like a good crop of laces this year.
The pigeons weren’t fooled, but the real one kept asking if they wanted to "inspect his pedestal."
It had been warned to stop picking fights with bigger buildings.
Apparently caring for a head baby is exhausting.
They’re really biting today.
How else do you think the moon gets home after a night's work?
