Just jokes
It had been warned to stop picking fights with bigger buildings.
Apparently caring for a head baby is exhausting.
They’re really biting today.
How else do you think the moon gets home after a night's work?
I briefly considered waving, but I didn’t want to find out what came next.
Inside, I asked how long the wait was. She asked how I felt about heights.
All he wanted was a little quiet alone time.
Worst drive-in I’ve ever seen.
Run pasta boy, run!
"Despite its precarious construction, the adult office giraffe can remain in one place for several days. Its only natural predator is Facilities, which recognizes neither camouflage nor artistic intent—only twelve missing chairs."
