Just jokes
For sale.
"At the height of breeding season, mature office towers release vast clouds of paper gametes into the prevailing winds."
First day of Santa school.
Arch of Diminished Expectations
"Their chairs had abandoned them to become a giraffe, but nature abhors a vacant workstation."
There's one in every family.
He looked like he’d waited forty years for this. Tough luck, kids.
Doug had to be told yet again that having four tires is not sufficient to qualify as a vehicle.
I made the mistake of making eye contact. I now serve and obey only Glorious Master.
The horse’s other half bolted after finding out what kind of petting zoo they’d been hired for.
