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By Evan Mercer in maintenance man, office, story — 22 Apr 2026

Nice to see somebody here with a practical relationship to reality.

Maintenance man replacing a fluorescent tube from a step ladder in a plain office corridor.
Maintenance man replacing a fluorescent tube from a step ladder in a plain office corridor.

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I’ve never seen him at my station before.

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"Each evening, countless individuals return to their nests carrying provisions in thin plastic sacs."

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