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By Evan Mercer in park, jokes — 20 Jun 2026

Nobody wanted to confront the park's bench bully.

Three adults squeeze onto a tiny park bench while one pigeon occupies a long empty bench nearby.
Three adults squeeze onto a tiny park bench while one pigeon occupies a long empty bench nearby.

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I’ll pass. I’ll ask Nora if she’s interested.

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A normal man would have torn them. A wise man would have used the knife. He chose a third path.

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