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By Evan Mercer in office, jokes — 24 Jun 2026

People really need to make sure to wipe their shoes.

Muddy footprints climb one stairwell wall, cross the ceiling, and descend the other while a janitor mops below.
Muddy footprints climb one stairwell wall, cross the ceiling, and descend the other while a janitor mops below.

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Nobody complained until it started leaving a trail of secretions near Reception.

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Fork amnesty day.

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