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By Evan Mercer in jokes, texture, city — 04 Sep 2026

Somebody forgot to turn off Find My Umbrella.

Rainy downtown sidewalk crowded with dark umbrellas, with one bright yellow umbrella standing out near the center.

Looks like the board made its decision.

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