jokes
Initially, Bob was excited to be part of the city’s campaign to put faces to public services.
They were told to prepare for a VIP. Nobody thought to clarify the "P".
Many children dream of becoming astronauts, doctors, or scientists. Then there’s Gordon.
I respect the commitment. I have concerns about downstream logistics.
They kept asking him if he was sure he hadn’t parked in both realities.
As promised, the Sock Siren lured the hipsters out of the neighborhood. But at what cost?
Everyone else wondered what he was doing. I was mostly impressed he found a power outlet.
He’d had enough of coin-wishing. Time to try some wish-fishing.
He kept putting it against walls and yelling, "It doesn’t work!"
They started manifesting after she sat down. Must be nice to have followers.
