jokes
The horse’s other half bolted after finding out what kind of petting zoo they’d been hired for.
Looks like a good crop of laces this year.
The pigeons weren’t fooled, but the real one kept asking if they wanted to "inspect his pedestal."
It had been warned to stop picking fights with bigger buildings.
Apparently caring for a head baby is exhausting.
They’re really biting today.
How else do you think the moon gets home after a night's work?
I briefly considered waving, but I didn’t want to find out what came next.
Inside, I asked how long the wait was. She asked how I felt about heights.
All he wanted was a little quiet alone time.
