jokes
Quest completed just in time. Probably saved the timeline, or at least a library late fee.
After failing to adapt to domesticity, he was being returned to the wild.
I said “Office Olympics?” They looked at me like I was an idiot and said, “No. Supplies.” Okay then.
A normal man would have torn them. A wise man would have used the knife. He chose a third path.
Nobody wanted to confront the park's bench bully.
I’ll pass. I’ll ask Nora if she’s interested.
Too many witnesses. Botched proof-of-life photo. Might be one of the worst fake kidnappings attempted by a rubber plant I’ve seen.
First known field test of the basting suit.
This is why I avoid being first through revolving doors.
Management wanted a waterfall feature. This is what Finance approved.
