jokes
He thought the labels were keeping them from becoming themselves.
The tour group was not respecting the itinerary.
The committee agreed the haunted copier was technically improving morale, since people had finally started believing in something.
The duck was his emotional support, legal counsel, and ride home.
The barber made the same "mop top" joke he apparently makes every time, then gave him the usual.
Not sure this is how you launder art.
There were signs a ritual had taken place, or possibly even budget planning.
The machine was not falling for this again.
Backup shadow. Sensible.
His owner was almost done becoming warm again.
