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"Having reached the end of his larval stage and now enclosed in the safety of the cocoon, this management hopeful’s old form will begin to dissolve and rearrange. If all goes well, he will emerge soon: damp, blinking, and asking for the Q2 numbers."
He’s the head scientist at my company.
I asked him what’s up with the belts. He would only
Having now attended meetings with both oversight and undersight, I prefer email.
He’s trying very hard to make "Puddin’ Shoes Mike" happen. Still better than "Tarantula Pants Mike" was.
This is what happens when you try to cut through Project Management. They removed what they could and released him back into Accounting.
Someone accused them of having tunnel vision. Big mistake.
This is what hybrid work was always leading to.
The door is back, apparently, and with a vengeance.
I asked if we should evacuate or call 911. He said, “Give
The date says no.
Facilities is installing new badge readers, and I’ve been tasked with
They’re really biting today.
