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I made the mistake of making eye contact. I now serve and obey only Glorious Master.
I made the mistake of making eye contact. I now serve and obey only Glorious Master.
jokes

I made the mistake of making eye contact. I now serve and obey only Glorious Master.

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He asked why I don’t wear the armband.
He asked why I don’t wear the armband.
story

He asked why I don’t wear the armband.

We don’t know each other, but I’ve seen him at
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How else do you think the moon gets home after a night's work?
How else do you think the moon gets home after a night's work?
jokes

How else do you think the moon gets home after a night's work?

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She angled the bag toward me before I even took my phone out!
She angled the bag toward me before I even took my phone out!
shopping lady

She angled the bag toward me before I even took my phone out!

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Caught!
Caught!
story

Caught!

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Portable, collapsible, enforceable perimeter. I like it.
Portable, collapsible, enforceable perimeter. I like it.
texture

Portable, collapsible, enforceable perimeter. I like it.

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Someone said, “I think it's the cat door guy!” It wasn’t.
Someone said, “I think it's the cat door guy!” It wasn’t.
train

Someone said, “I think it's the cat door guy!” It wasn’t.

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Formal man update
Formal man update
formal man

Formal man update

I've seen him a couple of times since our meeting.
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He’s the head scientist at my company.
He’s the head scientist at my company.
train

He’s the head scientist at my company.

I asked him what’s up with the belts. He would only
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Quest completed just in time. Probably saved the timeline, or at least a library late fee.
Quest completed just in time. Probably saved the timeline, or at least a library late fee.
train

Quest completed just in time. Probably saved the timeline, or at least a library late fee.

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He wasn’t sure he believed in time anymore.
He wasn’t sure he believed in time anymore.
train

He wasn’t sure he believed in time anymore.

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The version of me between versions of me.
The version of me between versions of me.
confessionals

The version of me between versions of me.

Home approaches I gather the smaller selves and pretend there’s one
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