By Evan Mercer in mockumentary, park — 04 May 2026 "The bench was dedicated to a man who, by all accounts, preferred standing."
jokes He demanded payment in garbage, then ran off with my order giggling. Zero stars. It did smell good though.
mockumentary "The tomb prepares the dead king for the next world, which the carts believe to be another parking lot. They cannot imagine anything better. They are, after all, shopping carts."
mockumentary "At the height of breeding season, mature office towers release vast clouds of paper gametes into the prevailing winds."