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By Evan Mercer in office, jokes — 30 Apr 2026

The machine had taken liberties with the sacred text.

Office worker holding an open printer manual and gesturing dramatically toward a large office printer.
Office worker holding an open printer manual and gesturing dramatically toward a large office printer.

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Everyone asks who watches the watchers. Nobody asks if they’re doing okay.

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She says the clown did it. I believe her.

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