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By Evan Mercer in office, jokes — 02 Jul 2026

The office has begun preparing for gentler emergencies.

Office workers move through a hallway holding pillows like shields while a supervisor directs a safety drill.
Office workers move through a hallway holding pillows like shields while a supervisor directs a safety drill.

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He walked to the center, stopped, and said, "This is where the other me is supposed to be."

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None of them would admit to being a photo of Derek.

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