By Evan Mercer in mockumentary — 31 May 2026 "The restless adolescent returns to the herd, chastened by the discovery that freedom, in the end, is mostly parking lots."
Sloane Occurrences "Practical creatures by nature, the mannequins would like to know what problem this was intended to solve."
mockumentary "The tomb prepares the dead king for the next world, which the carts believe to be another parking lot. They cannot imagine anything better. They are, after all, shopping carts."
mockumentary "At the height of breeding season, mature office towers release vast clouds of paper gametes into the prevailing winds."
mockumentary "Their chairs had abandoned them to become a giraffe, but nature abhors a vacant workstation."