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By Evan Mercer in mockumentary, park — 16 May 2026

"The sandwich had been offered in good faith. The statue remained unmoved."

Man holding a sandwich toward a bronze statue in a neighborhood park.
Man holding a sandwich toward a bronze statue in a neighborhood park.

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Routine checkup. She’s fine. The vet asked about her name. I told her someone else chose it.

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I hope someone’s checking on him.

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