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By Evan Mercer in park, jokes, texture — 12 Apr 2026

There was no attempt at diplomacy.

Toddler in a Viking helmet chasing pigeons with a toy sword in a neighborhood park.
Toddler in a Viking helmet chasing pigeons with a toy sword in a neighborhood park.

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They’ve agreed to keep it professional.

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The line between squirrel and deity has narrowed.

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