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By Evan Mercer in office, jokes — 01 May 2026

There was no policy for fruit with unclear intentions.

Three office workers standing around a single banana on a plain breakroom table.
Three office workers standing around a single banana on a plain breakroom table.

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I don’t think he was reading the schedule. I think the schedule was reading him.

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There it is. Blue. Suede, even. A suede blue shoe.

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