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By Evan Mercer in shopping, mockumentary — 17 Jun 2026

"They all longed for it, but today only one would find its forever bathroom."

Customer in a hardware-store plumbing aisle tests plungers stuck to the floor while other plungers wait nearby.
Customer in a hardware-store plumbing aisle tests plungers stuck to the floor while other plungers wait nearby.

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Management wanted a waterfall feature. This is what Finance approved.

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"Just in case," he said.

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