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By Evan Mercer in clown, jokes, story, portents — 11 Apr 2026

This feels less like an offer and more like a warning.

Cardboard free box on a city sidewalk containing a single ceramic clown bust.
Cardboard free box on a city sidewalk containing a single ceramic clown bust.

I took it, because of course I did.

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An uncomfortable level of relatability here.

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She’s threatening a veto.

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