By Evan Mercer in clown, jokes, story, portents — 11 Apr 2026 This feels less like an offer and more like a warning. I took it, because of course I did.
jokes Her next question was, “Did any of you intend to be at this intersection?” One person said, “Eventually.”
jokes He demanded payment in garbage, then ran off with my order giggling. Zero stars. It did smell good though.