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By Evan Mercer in Sloane Occurrences, park, jokes — 11 Jul 2026

This is why the shot clock was introduced.

Pickup players lie flat across a park basketball court, each calmly holding a ball to their chest.
Pickup players lie flat across a park basketball court, each calmly holding a ball to their chest.

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Nobody tells you photography is mostly advanced crouching.

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