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By Evan Mercer in texture, meals — 10 Jul 2026

A routine amount of impossible.

Server carrying six dinner plates through a crowded family restaurant during a busy dinner rush.
Server carrying six dinner plates through a crowded family restaurant during a busy dinner rush.

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Someone said, “I think it's the cat door guy!” It wasn’t.

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"Each year, the mannequins begin the long crawl back to the spawning grounds while shoppers carefully pretend not to notice."

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