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By Evan Mercer in Sloane Occurrences, jokes, texture, city — 26 Jul 2026

As promised, the Sock Siren lured the hipsters out of the neighborhood. But at what cost?

A woman in a cape of unmatched socks leads a laughing, dancing line of hipsters down a city sidewalk.
A woman in a cape of unmatched socks leads a laughing, dancing line of hipsters down a city sidewalk.

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Everyone else wondered what he was doing. I was mostly impressed he found a power outlet.

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