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By Evan Mercer in Sloane Occurrences, mockumentary, shopping — 11 Jul 2026

"Each year, the mannequins begin the long crawl back to the spawning grounds while shoppers carefully pretend not to notice."

Department store shoppers browse around face-down mannequins spread across the clothing aisle.
Department store shoppers browse around face-down mannequins spread across the clothing aisle.

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