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21 Aug 2026
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"At the height of breeding season, mature office towers release vast clouds of paper gametes into the prevailing winds."
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"The tomb prepares the dead king for the next world, which the carts believe to be another parking lot. They cannot imagine anything better. They are, after all, shopping carts."
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