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By Evan Mercer in jokes, texture — 05 Sep 2026

I'd probably just wait for someone to come out.

Generations of doorbells, buzzers, intercoms and a video doorbell crowd the worn wall beside an old apartment entrance.
Generations of doorbells, buzzers, intercoms and a video doorbell crowd the worn wall beside an old apartment entrance.

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