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"Here, in the soft light of morning, the household supervisor has resumed her post, overseeing a breakfast operation in which she has no formal duties, but considerable influence."

"Here, in the soft light of morning, the household supervisor has resumed her post, overseeing a breakfast operation in which she has no formal duties, but considerable influence."

"Here, in the soft light of morning, the household supervisor has resumed her post, overseeing a breakfast operation in which she has no formal duties, but considerable influence."

"Each evening, countless individuals return to their nests carrying provisions in thin plastic sacs."

"Each evening, countless individuals return to their nests carrying provisions in thin plastic sacs."

"Each evening, countless individuals return to their nests carrying provisions in thin plastic sacs."

History will misinterpret this completely.

History will misinterpret this completely.

History will misinterpret this completely.

This feels like a metaphor with poor supervision.

This feels like a metaphor with poor supervision.

This feels like a metaphor with poor supervision.

An ambitious amount of not my problem.

An ambitious amount of not my problem.

An ambitious amount of not my problem.

"Old now, and with little strength left for the movement of the herd, he has withdrawn to the edge of the territory to wait for the end alone."

"Old now, and with little strength left for the movement of the herd, he has withdrawn to the edge of the territory to wait for the end alone."

"Old now, and with little strength left for the movement of the herd, he has withdrawn to the edge of the territory to wait for the end alone."

The criteria for ascension remain unclear.

The criteria for ascension remain unclear.

The criteria for ascension remain unclear.

"The first wave is modest, but unmistakable: the herd's spring migration has begun."

"The first wave is modest, but unmistakable: the herd's spring migration has begun."

"The first wave is modest, but unmistakable: the herd's spring migration has begun."

The line between squirrel and deity has narrowed.

The line between squirrel and deity has narrowed.

The line between squirrel and deity has narrowed.

There was no attempt at diplomacy.

There was no attempt at diplomacy.

There was no attempt at diplomacy.

This feels less like an offer and more like a warning.

This feels less like an offer and more like a warning.

This feels less like an offer and more like a warning.

I took it, because of course I did.

Something must have gone very wrong, very fast.

Something must have gone very wrong, very fast.

Something must have gone very wrong, very fast.