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They were demanding to know what the plant had done with Dennis from Payroll, how long it had been pretending to be him, and where it gets those amazing crullers.
Still don't know what to make of what happened yesterday.
He called his supervisor "Mommy" at the department meeting.
Yet another meeting has escaped containment.
People really need to make sure to wipe their shoes.
Nobody complained until it started leaving a trail of secretions near Reception.
I said “Office Olympics?” They looked at me like I was an idiot and said, “No. Supplies.” Okay then.
"Just in case," he said.
I joked "In case of what? An alien invasion?"
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Management wanted a waterfall feature. This is what Finance approved.
The committee agreed the haunted copier was technically improving morale, since people had finally started believing in something.
There were signs a ritual had taken place, or possibly even budget planning.
