office
Nobody likes the new copier, least of all the entity that haunts it.
"Here, among the ficus, pothos, snake plant, and assorted others, the visitor remains almost perfectly still, and by midday the office flora have accepted her as one of their own."
Nobody knew who booked the conference room for “revenge,” but Procurement had been quiet all day.
The elevator opened on the wrong floor and everyone briefly considered becoming different people.
The plant was fake, which made its promotion even more controversial.
The hallway narrowed near Accounting, as hallways often do when they know too much.
The elevator was full, but mostly with tension.
The portrait looked disappointed, which was unfair because no one had asked it to attend.
"Every Thursday, the office chairs chose one employee to learn the old songs."
Starting to wonder how many doors we’re missing.
I was just looking for a spare key to a locked cabinet.
There’s supposed to be a door there.
That’s what he said, anyway.
According to the diagram, there’s