jokes
There was no policy for fruit with unclear intentions.
The machine had taken liberties with the sacred text.
Everyone asks who watches the watchers. Nobody asks if they’re doing okay.
There appears to have been a botanical incident.
Management asked for a panic room. Finance approved mild concern.
I don’t think the other side is sending their best portals.
Not everyone can pull off suitcase potatoes.
Honestly? Good for them.
Not sure what isn’t here yet. Don’t love that there might be an answer.
History will misinterpret this completely.
