mockumentary
Best imagined as a documentary narrated by the legendary David Attenborough.
"No one liked the new intern, especially after the water cooler began calling him Father."
"The sandwich had been offered in good faith. The statue remained unmoved."
"The mailbox, unsatisfied with their brief daily encounters, attempts a more lasting arrangement."
"The bench was dedicated to a man who, by all accounts, preferred standing."
"No one could prove the Ficus was in charge, which was exactly how the Ficus wanted it."
"The ducks accepted his apology, but not his version of events."
"The statue’s arm was raised in triumph, though historians now believe he was just hailing a cab."
"The feline’s posture may suggest a sun-induced torpor, but this would be a mistake. One ear remains active, monitoring for snacks, birds, and procedural violations."
"In this enclosure, the worker performs small acts of competence for reasons not fully understood."
"The early commuter is a cautious creature, preferring corners, windows, and low expectations."
